1. This is just to say

    I have disabled
    the MarkovFilter
    that was on
    metafiltr

    and which
    you were probably
    using
    for entertainment

    Forgive me
    I’m nobbing with
    the hoi
    and the polloi

    by Borkencode in this post

     
  2. This is just to say

    I have eaten the plums

    that were in the icebox

    Spooock!

    by JHarris in this post

     
  3. 00:13

    notes: 1

    This is just to say

    I have erased 
    the diskettes
    that were in 
    the desk drawer

    and which
    you were probably
    saving
    files upon

    Forgive me
    they were spacious
    but needed reformatting
    for CP/M

    by mmoncur in this post

     
  4. 00:11

    notes: 4

    This is just to say

    I have eaten 
    the unknowns
    that were in
    the icebox

    and which
    you were probably 
    saving
    for some unknown purpose

    Forgive me
    they were delicious
    so known
    and so unknown

    by TheWhiteSkull in this post

     
  5. 00:10

    notes: 1

    This is just to say

    I have recounted
    The butterfly ballots
    That were in
    Florida.

    And which
    You probably
    Thought
    Were cast invalidly.

    Forgive me
    They were my majority
    So sweet
    And so close.

    by Fiasco de Gama in this post

     
  6. This is just to say

    forgive me for
    posting your …

    nah, overdone

    by WCityMike in this post

     
  7. This is just to say

    I have written
    a parody
    for that website
    called Metafilter

    and which
    you were probably
    reading
    at work

    Forgive me
    this is not new
    so played out
    and yet so comfortable

    by Filthy Light Thief in this post

     
  8. 16:56 11th Jan 2010

    notes: 2

    This is just to say

    I have eaten
    the answers
    that were on
    the website

    and which
    you were probably
    expecting
    to read in the morning

    Forgive me
    they were delicious
    so helpful
    and so informative

    (by sambosambo in this post)

     
  9. This is just to say

    I am, 
    I probably, 
    I am 
    eating 

    cold 
    sweet 
    plum
    flavors 

    that are stored 
    in the refrigerator 
    to eat 
    for breakfast

    (by cortex in this post)

     
  10. 22:01 5th Jan 2010

    notes: 14

    This is just to say

    I have hugged
    the gays
    that are in
    my immediate reach

    and which
    you were probably
    saving
    to hug yourself

    Forgive me
    they were fabulous
    so tasteful
    and so totally worthy of full protection under the freaking 14th amendment already

    by scody in this post

     
  11. This is just to say

    I have ogled
    the hipsters
    that were in
    the video

    and which
    you were probably
    ogling,
    too, yourself

    And goddamn,
    they were delightful
    so lithe
    and so hairy

    (By ocherdraco in this post)

     
  12. This is just to say

    I have diluted
    the element
    that caused
    your malady

    and which
    you were probably
    going to treat
    with medicine

    Trust me
    this is science
    so empirical
    and so dilute

    (by mccarty.tim in this post)