This Is Just To Say

I have disabled
the MarkovFilter
that was on
metafiltr

and which
you were probably
using
for entertainment

Forgive me
I’m nobbing with
the hoi
and the polloi

by Borkencode in this post

I have eaten the plums

that were in the icebox

Spooock!

by JHarris in this post

I have erased 
the diskettes
that were in 
the desk drawer

and which
you were probably
saving
files upon

Forgive me
they were spacious
but needed reformatting
for CP/M

by mmoncur in this post

I have eaten 
the unknowns
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably 
saving
for some unknown purpose

Forgive me
they were delicious
so known
and so unknown

by TheWhiteSkull in this post

I have recounted
The butterfly ballots
That were in
Florida.

And which
You probably
Thought
Were cast invalidly.

Forgive me
They were my majority
So sweet
And so close.

by Fiasco de Gama in this post

forgive me for
posting your …

nah, overdone

by WCityMike in this post

I have written
a parody
for that website
called Metafilter

and which
you were probably
reading
at work

Forgive me
this is not new
so played out
and yet so comfortable

by Filthy Light Thief in this post

I have eaten
the answers
that were on
the website

and which
you were probably
expecting
to read in the morning

Forgive me
they were delicious
so helpful
and so informative

(by sambosambo in this post)

I am, 
I probably, 
I am 
eating 

cold 
sweet 
plum
flavors 

that are stored 
in the refrigerator 
to eat 
for breakfast

(by cortex in this post)

I have hugged
the gays
that are in
my immediate reach

and which
you were probably
saving
to hug yourself

Forgive me
they were fabulous
so tasteful
and so totally worthy of full protection under the freaking 14th amendment already

by scody in this post

I have ogled
the hipsters
that were in
the video

and which
you were probably
ogling,
too, yourself

And goddamn,
they were delightful
so lithe
and so hairy

(By ocherdraco in this post)

I have diluted
the element
that caused
your malady

and which
you were probably
going to treat
with medicine

Trust me
this is science
so empirical
and so dilute

(by mccarty.tim in this post)