February 2010
7 posts
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I have disabled the MarkovFilter that was on metafiltr and which you were probably using for entertainment Forgive me I’m nobbing with the hoi and the polloi
by Borkencode in this post
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I have eaten the plums
that were in the icebox
Spooock!
by JHarris in this post
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I have erased the diskettes that were in the desk drawer and which you were probably saving files upon Forgive me they were spacious but needed reformatting for CP/M
by mmoncur in this post
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I have eaten the unknowns that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for some unknown purpose Forgive me they were delicious so known and so unknown
by TheWhiteSkull in this post
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I have recounted The butterfly ballots That were in Florida. And which You probably Thought Were cast invalidly. Forgive me They were my majority So sweet And so close.
by Fiasco de Gama in this post
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forgive me for posting your … nah, overdone
by WCityMike in this post
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I have written a parody for that website called Metafilter and which you were probably reading at work Forgive me this is not new so played out and yet so comfortable
by Filthy Light Thief in this post
January 2010
3 posts
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I have eaten the answers that were on the website and which you were probably expecting to read in the morning Forgive me they were delicious so helpful and so informative
(by sambosambo in this post)
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I am, I probably, I am eating cold sweet plum flavors that are stored in the refrigerator to eat for breakfast
(by cortex in this post)
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I have hugged the gays that are in my immediate reach and which you were probably saving to hug yourself Forgive me they were fabulous so tasteful and so totally worthy of full protection under the freaking 14th amendment already
by scody in this post
December 2009
1 post
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I have ogled the hipsters that were in the video and which you were probably ogling, too, yourself And goddamn, they were delightful so lithe and so hairy
(By ocherdraco in this post)
November 2009
4 posts
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I have diluted the element that caused your malady and which you were probably going to treat with medicine Trust me this is science so empirical and so dilute
(by mccarty.tim in this post)
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I am stealing the cash that is in the vault box and which you were probably saving for account holders Forgive me no dye packs and no one gets hurt
(by mccarty.tim in this thread
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You have just cut my enjoyment of MeFI, and of the internet as a whole, in half. Here’s hoping you reconsider soon. Forgive me. I think what you did was stupid.
(by Omegar in this thread)
(NOT FAVORITIST)
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I posted is the words he were in the inbox and which probably you has saving for private Forgive me my friend show me I show mefi and why no?
(posted by UbuRovias in this thread
October 2009
4 posts
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I have eaten the Higgs Bosons that were in the Collider and which you were probably saving for the Big Bang Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so cold
(by HP Laserjet P10006 in this post)
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This note on the fridge is to say That those ripe plums that you put away Well, I ate them last night They tasted all right Plus I slept with your sister. M’kay?
(by unSane in this post)
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Having popped to fridge for a bite I announce that I intend to fight Any poet who bums Another man’s plums. Forgive? Will I bollocks, you shite.
(by Flashboy in this post)
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OH HAI i saved you a plums, but i eated it,sry
(by Wowbobwow in this post)
September 2009
8 posts
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I have killed the suspect that was in the integration room and which you were probably holding for questioning Forgive me He was so suspicious so brown and so Muslim
(by The Whelk in this post)
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INFORMATION; THE PLUMS IN MESS HAVE BEEN CONSUMED, BREAKFAST HAS BEEN DISABLED. REQUEST; FORGIVENESS INFORMATION; SUBJECT WAS SWEET, COLD. OUT.
(by 1f2frfbf in this post.)
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I have eaten the chips that were in your [buttock] crack and which you were probably saving for breakfast. Forgive me they were delicious so salty and so warm.
(by interrobang in this post)
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I have eaten the low-hanging fruit that was in the supermarket discount book rack and which you were probably rocking out to all hopped up on sunshine Forgive me I am a MeFite and Dan Brown is a hack
(by Its Raining Florence Henderson in this post)
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This is just to say I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast Also I fucked your wife
(by L, Fitzgerald Sjoberg in this post)
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I have heckled the prez that was in the congress and which you were probably giving the full respect and deference that such a prestigious office both demands and deserves Forgive me it was malicious so street and so bold
(by Rhaomi in this post)
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I have narrowed the margins that were set by your browser and which you were happy with Forgive me they were wide my eyeballs cannot swivel side to side
(by DU in this post)
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I have taken the Jews Communists and trade unionists that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast. And Niemöller you are next
(by sixswitch in this post)
August 2009
11 posts
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So cold, So sweet, and… They were delicious. (Forgive me.) Saving for breakfast? You were, probably. And, which… …in the icebox that… were… The plums. I have eaten. … This is just to say. Not so elegant now, are you, Williams?
(by Rhaomi in this post)
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You shouldn’t let poets Lie to you I never ate your fucking plums I threw them out Because you would have loved them
(by Its Raining Florence Henderson in this post)
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I have eaten the bugs that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for pornography Forgive me they were delicious so salty and so cold
(by Floydd in this post)
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I have eaten the manatees that were in the ocean and which you were probably saving from extinction Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so mana-tasty
(by mattdidthat in this post)
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i have eaten the plums and the viagra in a HOT WET 69!!!!!!! and i told u i waz hardcore and i am dying of cancer in nigeria but we need to verify yr password hurf durf cialis eater bork bork bork and so cold
(by Pyramid Termite in this post)
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i have made a video game from a william carlos williams poem and my marketing department is encouraging awkward nerds to steal plums Forgive me it was so obvious and will make a mint
(by Phooky in this post)
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I have drunk the water that was under your soil and which you were probably saving for ambiogenesis. Forgive me it was delicious so Martian and so cold.
(by Malaprohibita in this post)
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Thanks for posting the website with poems read aloud and which I was probably going to post myself I forgive you It is delicious so sweet and so loud
(by Jofus in this post)
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we have eaten the missionary that came over from England and who probably did not want to wind up as breakfast forgive us he was delicious so fleshy and so warm.
(by ptermit in this post)
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I HAVE WORN THE TSHIRT THAT WAS IN YOUR DRESSER AND WHICH YOU WERE PROBABLY SAVING FOR TOMORROW FORGIVE ME IT WAS SO SOFT AND I HAD NOTHING CLEAN AND I BURN SO EASILY
(By ROU_xenophobe in this post)
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I have ignored the link that was in your post and which you were probably hoping for praise Forgive me it was lengthy so huge and so long
(By Sourwookie in this post)