This Is Just To Say

This is just to say
I have eaten the plums
that were
in the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Also I fucked
your wife

(by L, Fitzgerald Sjoberg in this post)

I have heckled
the prez
that was in
the congress

and which
you were probably
giving
the full respect and deference that such a prestigious office both demands and deserves

Forgive me
it was malicious
so street
and so bold

(by Rhaomi in this post)

I have narrowed
the margins
that were set
by your browser

and which
you were
happy
with

Forgive me
they were wide
my eyeballs
cannot swivel
side to side

(by DU in this post)

I have taken
the Jews
Communists
and trade unionists
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast.

And Niemöller
you are
next

(by sixswitch in this post)

So cold,
So sweet, and…
They were delicious.
(Forgive me.)

Saving for breakfast?
You were, probably.
And, which…

…in the icebox
that… were…
The plums.
I have eaten.

…

This is just to say.

Not so elegant now, are you, Williams?

(by Rhaomi in this post)

You shouldn’t let poets
Lie to you

I never ate your fucking plums
I threw them out
Because you would have loved them

(by Its Raining Florence Henderson in this post)

I have eaten
the bugs
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for pornography

Forgive me
they were delicious
so salty
and so cold

(by Floydd in this post)

I have eaten
the manatees
that were in
the ocean

and which
you were probably
saving
from extinction

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so mana-tasty

(by mattdidthat in this post)

i have eaten

the plums

and the viagra

in a HOT WET 69!!!!!!!

and i told u

i waz hardcore

and i am

dying of cancer in nigeria

but we need to

verify yr password

hurf durf cialis eater

bork bork bork

and so cold

(by Pyramid Termite in this post)

i have made
a video game
from a william carlos williams poem

and my marketing department
is encouraging
awkward nerds
to steal
plums

Forgive me
it was so obvious
and will make
a mint

(by Phooky in this post)

I have drunk
the water
that was under
your soil

and which
you were probably
saving
for ambiogenesis.

Forgive me
it was delicious
so Martian
and so cold.

(by Malaprohibita in this post)

Thanks for posting
the website
with poems
read aloud

and which
I was probably
going
to post myself

I forgive you
It is delicious
so sweet
and so loud

(by Jofus in this post)