1. This is just to say

    I am stealing
    the cash
    that is in
    the vault box

    and which
    you were probably
    saving
    for account holders

    Forgive me
    no dye packs
    and no
    one gets hurt

    (by mccarty.tim in this thread

     
  2. This is just to say

    You have just cut
    my enjoyment
    of MeFI,
    and of the internet

    as a whole,
    in half. Here’s hoping
    you
    reconsider soon.

    Forgive me.
    I think
    what you did
    was stupid.

    (by Omegar in this thread)

    (NOT FAVORITIST)

     
  3. This is just to say


    I posted is
    the words
    he were in
    the inbox

    and which
    probably you has
    saving
    for private

    Forgive me
    my friend show me
    I show mefi
    and why no?

    (posted by UbuRovias in this thread

     
  4. This is just to say

    I have eaten
    the Higgs Bosons
    that were in
    the Collider

    and which
    you were probably
    saving
    for the Big Bang

    Forgive me
    they were delicious
    so sweet
    and so cold

    (by HP Laserjet P10006 in this post)

     
  5. 13:46 4th Oct 2009

    notes: 5

    This is just to say

    This note on the fridge is to say
    That those ripe plums that you put away
    Well, I ate them last night
    They tasted all right
    Plus I slept with your sister. M’kay?

    (by unSane in this post)

     
  6. This is just to say

    Having popped to fridge for a bite
    I announce that I intend to fight
    Any poet who bums
    Another man’s plums.
    Forgive? Will I bollocks, you shite.

    (by Flashboy in this post)

     
  7. 13:43

    notes: 1

    This is just to say

    OH HAI i saved you a plums, but i eated it,sry

    (by Wowbobwow in this post)

     
  8. 12:05 27th Sep 2009

    notes: 1

    This is just to say

    I have killed
    the suspect
    that was in
    the integration room

    and which
    you were probably
    holding
    for questioning

    Forgive me
    He was so suspicious
    so brown
    and so Muslim

    (by The Whelk in this post)

     
  9. This is just to say

    INFORMATION; THE PLUMS IN MESS HAVE BEEN CONSUMED, BREAKFAST HAS BEEN DISABLED.
    REQUEST; FORGIVENESS
    INFORMATION; SUBJECT WAS SWEET, COLD. OUT.

    (by 1f2frfbf in this post.)

     
  10. This is just to say

    I have eaten
    the chips
    that were in
    your [buttock] crack

    and which
    you were probably
    saving
    for breakfast.

    Forgive me
    they were delicious
    so salty
    and so warm.

    (by interrobang in this post)

     
  11. This is just to say

    I have eaten
    the low-hanging fruit
    that was in
    the supermarket discount book rack

    and which
    you were probably
    rocking out to
    all hopped up on sunshine

    Forgive me
    I am a MeFite
    and Dan Brown
    is a hack

    (by Its Raining Florence Henderson in this post)

     
  12. 19:14 10th Sep 2009

    notes: 2

    This is just to say

    This is just to say
    I have eaten the plums
    that were
    in the icebox

    and which
    you were probably
    saving
    for breakfast

    Also I fucked
    your wife

    (by L, Fitzgerald Sjoberg in this post)