This Is Just To Say

I am stealing
the cash
that is in
the vault box

and which
you were probably
saving
for account holders

Forgive me
no dye packs
and no
one gets hurt

(by mccarty.tim in this thread

You have just cut
my enjoyment
of MeFI,
and of the internet

as a whole,
in half. Here’s hoping
you
reconsider soon.

Forgive me.
I think
what you did
was stupid.

(by Omegar in this thread)

(NOT FAVORITIST)

I posted is
the words
he were in
the inbox

and which
probably you has
saving
for private

Forgive me
my friend show me
I show mefi
and why no?

(posted by UbuRovias in this thread

I have eaten
the Higgs Bosons
that were in
the Collider

and which
you were probably
saving
for the Big Bang

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

(by HP Laserjet P10006 in this post)

This note on the fridge is to say
That those ripe plums that you put away
Well, I ate them last night
They tasted all right
Plus I slept with your sister. M’kay?

(by unSane in this post)

Having popped to fridge for a bite
I announce that I intend to fight
Any poet who bums
Another man’s plums.
Forgive? Will I bollocks, you shite.

(by Flashboy in this post)

OH HAI i saved you a plums, but i eated it,sry

(by Wowbobwow in this post)

I have killed
the suspect
that was in
the integration room

and which
you were probably
holding
for questioning

Forgive me
He was so suspicious
so brown
and so Muslim

(by The Whelk in this post)

INFORMATION; THE PLUMS IN MESS HAVE BEEN CONSUMED, BREAKFAST HAS BEEN DISABLED.
REQUEST; FORGIVENESS
INFORMATION; SUBJECT WAS SWEET, COLD. OUT.

(by 1f2frfbf in this post.)

I have eaten
the chips
that were in
your [buttock] crack

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast.

Forgive me
they were delicious
so salty
and so warm.

(by interrobang in this post)

I have eaten
the low-hanging fruit
that was in
the supermarket discount book rack

and which
you were probably
rocking out to
all hopped up on sunshine

Forgive me
I am a MeFite
and Dan Brown
is a hack

(by Its Raining Florence Henderson in this post)

This is just to say
I have eaten the plums
that were
in the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Also I fucked
your wife

(by L, Fitzgerald Sjoberg in this post)