This Is Just To Say

This is just to say

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 00:16:40 +0000

I have disabled
the MarkovFilter
that was on
metafiltr

and which
you were probably
using
for entertainment

Forgive me
I’m nobbing with
the hoi
and the polloi

by Borkencode in this post

This is just to say

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 00:14:00 +0000

I have eaten the plums

that were in the icebox

Spooock!

by JHarris in this post

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Tue, 23 Feb 2010 00:13:04 +0000

I have erased
the diskettes
that were in
the desk drawer

and which
you were probably
saving
files upon

Forgive me
they were spacious
but needed reformatting
for CP/M

by mmoncur in this post

This is just to say

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 00:11:46 +0000

I have eaten
the unknowns
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for some unknown purpose

Forgive me
they were delicious
so known
and so unknown

by TheWhiteSkull in this post

This is just to say

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 00:10:19 +0000

I have recounted
The butterfly ballots
That were in
Florida.

And which
You probably
Thought
Were cast invalidly.

Forgive me
They were my majority
So sweet
And so close.

by Fiasco de Gama in this post

This is just to say

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 00:07:32 +0000

forgive me for
posting your …

nah, overdone

by WCityMike in this post

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Tue, 23 Feb 2010 00:05:51 +0000

I have written
a parody
for that website
called Metafilter

and which
you were probably
reading
at work

Forgive me
this is not new
so played out
and yet so comfortable

by Filthy Light Thief in this post

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Mon, 11 Jan 2010 16:56:44 +0000

I have eaten
the answers
that were on
the website

and which
you were probably
expecting
to read in the morning

Forgive me
they were delicious
so helpful
and so informative

(by sambosambo in this post)

This is just to say

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 16:23:00 +0000

I am,
I probably,
I am
eating

cold
sweet
plum
flavors

that are stored
in the refrigerator
to eat
for breakfast

(by cortex in this post)

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Tue, 05 Jan 2010 22:01:18 +0000

I have hugged
the gays
that are in
my immediate reach

and which
you were probably
saving
to hug yourself

Forgive me
they were fabulous
so tasteful
and so totally worthy of full protection under the freaking 14th amendment already

by scody in this post

This is just to say

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:29:52 +0000

I have ogled
the hipsters
that were in
the video

and which
you were probably
ogling,
too, yourself

And goddamn,
they were delightful
so lithe
and so hairy

(By ocherdraco in this post)

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Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:41:13 +0000

I have diluted
the element
that caused
your malady

and which
you were probably
going to treat
with medicine

Trust me
this is science
so empirical
and so dilute

(by mccarty.tim in this post)

This is just to say

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:01:21 +0000

I am stealing
the cash
that is in
the vault box

and which
you were probably
saving
for account holders

Forgive me
no dye packs
and no
one gets hurt

(by mccarty.tim in this thread

This is just to say

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:59:08 +0000

You have just cut
my enjoyment
of MeFI,
and of the internet

as a whole,
in half. Here’s hoping
you
reconsider soon.

Forgive me.
I think
what you did
was stupid.

(by Omegar in this thread)

(NOT FAVORITIST)

This is just to say

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:53:03 +0000

I posted is
the words
he were in
the inbox

and which
probably you has
saving
for private

Forgive me
my friend show me
I show mefi
and why no?

(posted by UbuRovias in this thread

This is just to say

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:27:39 +0100

I have eaten
the Higgs Bosons
that were in
the Collider

and which
you were probably
saving
for the Big Bang

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

(by HP Laserjet P10006 in this post)

This is just to say

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 13:46:16 +0100

This note on the fridge is to say
That those ripe plums that you put away
Well, I ate them last night
They tasted all right
Plus I slept with your sister. M’kay?

(by unSane in this post)

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Sun, 04 Oct 2009 13:44:57 +0100

Having popped to fridge for a bite
I announce that I intend to fight
Any poet who bums
Another man’s plums.
Forgive? Will I bollocks, you shite.

(by Flashboy in this post)

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Sun, 04 Oct 2009 13:43:10 +0100

OH HAI i saved you a plums, but i eated it,sry

(by Wowbobwow in this post)

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Sun, 27 Sep 2009 12:05:25 +0100

I have killed
the suspect
that was in
the integration room

and which
you were probably
holding
for questioning

Forgive me
He was so suspicious
so brown
and so Muslim

(by The Whelk in this post)